More on Melaka!

Melaka is famous for this red-brick building! Ferry nice!

I also tried their famous chicken-rice balls at Jonkers street! This reminded me of the time when I was in Fancoufer, when Dan and gang constantly called me a ball cos I looked like this:

But of course everyone knows I no longer look like that! Dan says I am one of the hottest girls in NIE, plus everyone thinks I have a great catch in E.C. 1!!! woo!

Back from Malacca

I was ferry ferry tired when I got back on Sunday night, but I still read my four favourite blogs with dogged dedication.

Why was I so tired?

Shaun and I went to Malacca for YA Camp. That is not why I was tired. I was tired because I was dumb enough to wear heels!!! Don't tell them, but MM and Dan were right to laugh at me on Friday for wearing heels to Malacca. Sometimes I feel like flicking my own forehead.

In the end, I had to buy a pair of blue slippers to run around in. That was Dumbness #1.

Dumbness #2: I brought my hairdryer, hoping to do my hair, but I woke up so late I had to do away with it and tie up my hair instead!!!

So in the end, I looked ferry embarrassing in slippers and tied-up hair. Since this is a secret blog no one reads, I will put up my picture (I was running to catch up with everyone). Don't laugh okay. I am shy.

But it was all made better because my Number One was with me through it all. He only laughed a bit at my silliness. (You are the BEST, Number One!)

Our photo together (I cropped out the rest of them because they will distract you from our greatness of couplehood.)

I can't wait to go for dinner on Thursday at The Rice Table. I will score a super hat-trick and have dinner with ALL FOUR OF MY E.Cs!!!!! I will brush up on my indo accent and my indo food knowledge to impress them. Ferry exciting.

One Last Race

We had many races to BoonLay in the last few days, but I, Chris the Great, lost them all. I don't blame myself for having bad sense of timing, or my vanity to blowdry my hair, or my overall slowness. I lost because MandyMonster is always on time. You can't beat that logic.

The last days of my pseudo-student life have ended. The last day was the best. I met the girl whose blog I secretly read!

She is so pretty! Everyday, I would pretend to want to play Where's Wally in the LT so that I have an excuse to look out for her and my other favourite eye candies, such as KeongWei and KianChee (as usual, names are changed so Shaun won't notice anything).

I have been increasingly mischievous to MandyMonster.

One day I dropped her Gardenia Bun in a stranger's plastic bag and then told the stranger that MM did it.

As often as possible, I make her feel uncomfortable around KianChee.

I also try to hold her hand all the time, or molest her by accidentally on purpose touching her backside.

Yesterday, I told a whole bunch of lies to our tutor, about how MM always imitates her bouncing in class.

I am terrible. One day the straw will break the camel's back and she will discipline me, like Dan in this picture.

I am such a rascal.

But I am not always so evil. I have a beautiful singing voice. Enjoy the clip!

(Oh but if I don't sound good it's because MM has a lousy camera, and I ate too much of the KBox snacks that day.)

My Misdeeds to Minced Meat Monster/Why I deserve to be flicked on the forehead

MMM was very nice to join me and Abigail for breakfast this morning. Instead of being grateful and appreciative of her efforts to keep me company, I made her life miserable for the rest of the day.

Let us travel a little bit back in time for a bit of background...

I have a friend called KianChee (name changed to protect the parties involved), who I secretly think is cute but would never admit it because then Dan would be right and I don't like giving him the satisfaction of knowing he is right. After years of suppressing my opinion, I found the best way to let KianChee know he is cute. How did I do it? With my superior wit, it was not difficult at all. 

Across the canteen, I yelled to KianChee, "KIANCHEE! MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR CUTE!" (Yes, I have a problem distinguishing between contractions and pronouns.)  

To make things more interesting, I decided to make things awkward for the both of them. I introduced them to each other even though it was completely unnecessary to. I did this in the most suggestive way possible. I even accidentally on purpose left out VeryVeron to the introductions to make sure my point got across.

Then, I gesticulated excitedly to Dan to say that their two shirts were THE SAME. Not similar, but EXACTLY THE SAME. Oh, and I did this accidentally on purpose while KianChee was looking.

In actual fact their shirts were so ferry different. I drew a picture for you to compare (see, it even has my signature to prove I drew it):

How many differences did you spot?

-thickness of stripes

-colour of stripes

-one is collared

-collared shirt has a big logo

-collared shirt has distinct arm seams

-collared shirt has buttons

For once, Dan cooperated with me and agreed that they were EXACTLY THE SAME. Ferry good!

So now my first mission was accomplished. I succeeded in making MMM feel uncomfortable!

10 minutes later, as KianChee was approaching our table in the canteen, Dan and I nudged MMM violently while looking at KianChee, accidentally purposely letting KianChee see that we wanted MMM to look at him. 

For the rest of their lives, they cannot ever even be acquaintances anymore because the embarrassment and awkwardness will always be there, even though they are really ferry innocent. I know the feeling because Dan has done it to me to cute guys like Matthew (who I really think is cute by the way, sorry E.C 1 Shaun, but you're still my fav don't worry). Okay, so I have also done it to Dan many times, but that is not the point. The best part of this whole thing is that MMM does not even think KianChee is cute, but now KianChee knows my suppressed feelings for his cuteness!!! (Which I rate 8/10 for, by the way) 

We are SO BAD! But I am worse because I am the mastermind. HAHAHAHAHAHA. But I am not repenting yet because this is fun.

I really deserve to be flicked on the forehead, and revenge on me would be totally acceptable.

If you are reading this, it means that you are in my ferry special "in" group! Congrats!

You are in for a treat. I will be blogging more often at this secret location from now on. I will talk mostly about being DanTan's disciple and being friends with the excellent MiniMandy and VeryVeron. 

Of course, since this is a ferry secret blog, I will be very truthful and admit all sorts of things that I would never in real life, so stay tuned!