We had many races to BoonLay in the last few days, but I, Chris the Great, lost them all. I don't blame myself for having bad sense of timing, or my vanity to blowdry my hair, or my overall slowness. I lost because MandyMonster is always on time. You can't beat that logic.
The last days of my pseudo-student life have ended. The last day was the best. I met the girl whose blog I secretly read!
She is so pretty! Everyday, I would pretend to want to play Where's Wally in the LT so that I have an excuse to look out for her and my other favourite eye candies, such as KeongWei and KianChee (as usual, names are changed so Shaun won't notice anything).
I have been increasingly mischievous to MandyMonster.
One day I dropped her Gardenia Bun in a stranger's plastic bag and then told the stranger that MM did it.
As often as possible, I make her feel uncomfortable around KianChee.
I also try to hold her hand all the time, or molest her by accidentally on purpose touching her backside.
Yesterday, I told a whole bunch of lies to our tutor, about how MM always imitates her bouncing in class.
I am terrible. One day the straw will break the camel's back and she will discipline me, like Dan in this picture.
I am such a rascal.
But I am not always so evil. I have a beautiful singing voice. Enjoy the clip!
(Oh but if I don't sound good it's because MM has a lousy camera, and I ate too much of the KBox snacks that day.)
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