My Misdeeds to Minced Meat Monster/Why I deserve to be flicked on the forehead

MMM was very nice to join me and Abigail for breakfast this morning. Instead of being grateful and appreciative of her efforts to keep me company, I made her life miserable for the rest of the day.

Let us travel a little bit back in time for a bit of background...

I have a friend called KianChee (name changed to protect the parties involved), who I secretly think is cute but would never admit it because then Dan would be right and I don't like giving him the satisfaction of knowing he is right. After years of suppressing my opinion, I found the best way to let KianChee know he is cute. How did I do it? With my superior wit, it was not difficult at all. 

Across the canteen, I yelled to KianChee, "KIANCHEE! MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR CUTE!" (Yes, I have a problem distinguishing between contractions and pronouns.)  

To make things more interesting, I decided to make things awkward for the both of them. I introduced them to each other even though it was completely unnecessary to. I did this in the most suggestive way possible. I even accidentally on purpose left out VeryVeron to the introductions to make sure my point got across.

Then, I gesticulated excitedly to Dan to say that their two shirts were THE SAME. Not similar, but EXACTLY THE SAME. Oh, and I did this accidentally on purpose while KianChee was looking.

In actual fact their shirts were so ferry different. I drew a picture for you to compare (see, it even has my signature to prove I drew it):

How many differences did you spot?

-thickness of stripes

-colour of stripes

-one is collared

-collared shirt has a big logo

-collared shirt has distinct arm seams

-collared shirt has buttons

For once, Dan cooperated with me and agreed that they were EXACTLY THE SAME. Ferry good!

So now my first mission was accomplished. I succeeded in making MMM feel uncomfortable!

10 minutes later, as KianChee was approaching our table in the canteen, Dan and I nudged MMM violently while looking at KianChee, accidentally purposely letting KianChee see that we wanted MMM to look at him. 

For the rest of their lives, they cannot ever even be acquaintances anymore because the embarrassment and awkwardness will always be there, even though they are really ferry innocent. I know the feeling because Dan has done it to me to cute guys like Matthew (who I really think is cute by the way, sorry E.C 1 Shaun, but you're still my fav don't worry). Okay, so I have also done it to Dan many times, but that is not the point. The best part of this whole thing is that MMM does not even think KianChee is cute, but now KianChee knows my suppressed feelings for his cuteness!!! (Which I rate 8/10 for, by the way) 

We are SO BAD! But I am worse because I am the mastermind. HAHAHAHAHAHA. But I am not repenting yet because this is fun.

I really deserve to be flicked on the forehead, and revenge on me would be totally acceptable.